Love is so fucking cute when you're in, but when you aren't it feels like two songs by The Police (80s-talk), according to the situation.
Situation #1: Am I invisible?
Every Breath You Take should be in your soundtrack by default if your crush hasn't noticed your existence (yet).
There is nothing wrong about the Every step you take, I´ll be watching you thing, I mean: if Sting could do it, so do you.
Answer: NO, you're not invisible. He/she is probably blind. You're amazing.
Situation #2: Keep a safe distance from me, nutter
Don't Stand So Close To Me and stop liking all my Instagram pics, please (actually, that would be a great single).
The song is, literally, about a teacher and a Nabokov-ish student, a very specific situation. But, have you heard the chorus? It's very relatable to your situation. You can feel the desperation and the fear in every word. Also, the song talks about the date rumors, people's prejudgement, frustrations and jealous friends that this situation can bring. Scariest thing.
Answer: It's not your fault, you're too good looking. Make your Instagram account private. If he/she keeps annoying you, call The Police.
(haha, get it?)
(that's was terrible)
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